moopie321の日記, 2019年 07月 3日

This eggs-hibition is quite eggs-hilerating. If I am not cautious containing my laughter, I am at serious whisk of peeing pants a little bit. 

Accidents happen, just need to look at the sunny side of things  

I shell-domly eat shellfish. How were the mus-shells? 

I sea, shucks for you. It was a shell-abration of flavors in my mouth. Crossing huevo threads here. 😅😅😅 

I didn't mean to make this a compl-eggs situation. If you p-reef-er, we can stick to the original thread if it is a fish-ue. 

No beef with adding cow to the mix? You’re such a clown-fish... and I thought albumen were thee same! 😂😂😂  

Your yolks are so runny! You could easily pass as a comedi-hen. Your eggs-ecution is flawless, and devising a stand-up roe-tine would probably be easy for you. If you ever get a chance to do open mic, do not flounder at the oppor-tuna-ty. 😂🤣😂 

Having a DAM good time from the egg-plosion of dad yolks. I can’t be a comedian bc I always fowl it up by quacking up before the pun-ch line 

You eggs-ude humor naturally. I'm sure most people in the crowd would say, "That gill has got sole!" 

Yes salmon naturally, but I tend to clam up in front of large crowds.  

That may be the case for a few shows, but once you've had more chances to fl-eggs your public speaking mussels on stage, you would krill the crowd everytime. 

Hook line and sinker lol! Ho-nest-ly, my humor bone isn’t my prawn. Stepping on a stage would be a huge miss steak. 

English isn’t my first language. Need to scale back because I think I used up all my voca-bull-ary.  

Ok, smaller, hotter version of Yolko-Ono. I shoal make my eggs-it. This was fun! Very a-moo-sing! 😉 

I’m herring ya, Gnite! 

Hoove a good night! 

🤣🤣 you guys Have talent!! Lololol 

Talent? Oh, for cod's hake. The only thing you could possibly eggs-trapolate from this exchange is udder ridiculousness.  

Good moorning! Shell we begin? Wait, maybe it’s bass that we wait tilapia. Brb  

Oh my sword!! Fish is fin-ny 🤣🤣🤣🤣